| "Lookin' for Texas" | |
| Well he flew down to Houston Super Bowl XXXVIII Thought hed check out Texas See why its so great Hed seen all the westerns on cable TV And he wondered if thats how it would really be Then he jumped into a cab and away he went To see how a cowboys day is spent As they drove into town he thought Big whup, wow!! No tumbleweed, no cowboy, not even a cow Theres nothing new here Seen this all before A whole lot of traffic and store after store So he told cabbie Pull it over here And he went into the bar to get himself a beer Well the bartender worked for minimum wage But he spoke with the wisdom that comes with age Wheres the desert and mountains? the visitor asked Hed seen it in the movies not very long past Then the barkeep said Son as he drank his Dos Xs Dont go to Houston if youre lookin for Texas If youre lookin for Texas youre in the wrong place Just another big city for the human race The only horses here are under the hood Farther west Id go if only I could Then he told him again as he drank his Dos Xs Dont go to Houston if youre lookin for Texas Now dont get me wrong Houston needs no pity Why, after all, its the fourth largest city Like Chicago, Los Angeles, or even New York It has professional teams for every sport But Im telling you son as I drink my Dos Xs Dont go to Houston if youre lookin for Texas Go to New Braunfels, or Boerne, Luckenbach Hell, even Magnolia!! | |